Don't drink apple juice before bed. (& other Millennial musings)

[.This One is for Her.]

Don't drink apple juice before bed. You just might wake up with the squirts.

Dark Denim is your best friend. They only have to NOT smell bad and they are good to go.

You don't get to decide you're beauty or you're worth. They are facts of life and humanity. You are beautiful and you are worth it; because you are. The end.

Pick your nose & scratch your butt in public. because, why not? Be comfortable, & spread joy!

Decide what happiness looks like for you. And  Hold tight to that.
Only you are living your life.

Don't call people strange, understand them to be different and extract the beauty that lies within them.

Buy toilet Paper in bulk. at least once a month, even if you aren't out.
T R U S T  M E!

It's OK to not like your family, like as people. It's really okay. but you love them anyway, up close and personal with your soul and protect them at all costs!

Moistened Make up wedges stop your period flow... Like a tampon but like, without the string & tube of cotton. So ya know... Do with that what you will.

Breaking Glass helps with anxiety; Don't break glass on carpet.

In matters of the internet, streamline everything through google. don't be a hipster about it. Google is the best. Stay acquainted.

Most things you find weird are pretty normal to at least one other person.

Do you, be you. You are never alone.

If you've had coffee, don't trust the fart.

O K  T H N X  B A I.

If you've got some, and are reading this, go ahead and share;)